Seriously. I know you don’t believe me yet, but seriously. I came to this astounding realisation a couple of days ago and immediately knew that i had to share it with you. In Assassin’s Creed, you are not playing an ancestral murder-man. You are playing a reskinned cat. All of the series’ core mechanics and tropes are based upon well documented feline behaviour. Assassin’s Creed is simply an urban cat simulator that they redressed as a historical conspiracy epic in order to maximise its commercial chances. Still don’t believe me? Watch on and i’ll explain.